Yo, fuck you shits who rip on my beats. You guys give it a try. I started rapping maybe a month or two ago. This is how far I've gotten already? Bitches please.

You know what, I don't give a fuck
what you all say
I'ma pump my shit everyday, an bitch that's okay
but for one when you say, that my shit sounds fake
Man that raises the steaks ,cus I know my beats
got unexpected breaks, but the words go deeper
than most fuckin lakes, But for some reason
I just can't shake, the wake of your words man
I just don't understand, How you think you can
say that my life is a sham, So fuck you honkie
I'd bury you in the sand, without even layin' a hand
on your damn punk ass bitch, You don't know my sitch.
You don't know my clique, You wont flow better than this
Man gimme a beat, an' I'll fuckin' rip it up
Just give it up, 'cus I live it rough
I can't get enough of the game man
As I chant and build some fame man
So fuck you bitch, you the one who's lame and
You the one who got nothin' but shame
Mother fucka can you blame, can you tame where I came
all the clothes I own is stained, and I'm fuckin' this close
To livin' in a camper trailer, So mother fucker don't you dare flame
or I'ma whail on ya, Build you a pine box an'
through some nails in ya
bitch you never gonna spit like this
Tryin this shit'll leave you in jail, you never gonna make bail
Bitch I'm more of a pirate, Than a fuckin' gangstuh
'cus I run the black sails, and I'ma shank yuh
walk the plank son,This aint no prank bitch

Endlessly She Said

Now on this day it's Christmas eve
And I know you're missing me.
Close your eyes, a kissing please
As we lie beneath the Christmas tree,
And snuggle tight so peacefully.

They say a circle is eternity
One day that's stood infinity
And softly you turned and said to me
Making sure your words came steadilly
I love you truely, can't you see?

And on this special eve
May we look back to leave
The past at last, can not we?
Take my hand, it's easy.
I'm your man, don't leave me
One last chance, just believe me.

So kiss my lips gently
In the Christmas cold
Don't miss this gift
That can't be sold.
Walk with me
Run quickly

No matter who comes after us
Just turn to me who you can trust.
Trust just as the wind blows
You must, even though it doesn't show
Just know, that deep down it glows
and erodes my soul with its flow.
Taking all my hurt and sorrow
So I can smile for tomorrow.

For tomorrow is Christmas.
I'd never miss this.
So let your star shine eyes
Illuminate the midnight skies.
I promise this year I will try.
I never meant to make you cry
And all that's spent is but time.
For you my time is free baby.
I love you.

Well I've finally gotten around to learning how to use Fruity Loops in order to get a side project on the go. Going to start rapping in my area, so stay tuned to the Audio Portal for some fresh shit by moi :)

No it's not very good yet. I know.

So, recently I've decided that going to Vancouver B.C. for 7 years for classical animation is a waste of time and money. Newgrounds has been fun while I was in the cartooning spin, but it's just too damn tedious and time consuming. So I've moved onto tattooing for a career.

Sometime next year I'm planning on going to Thailand to attend this pretty reputable tattoo school for about $4000, which also includes my flight there and back. I've only done one tattoo so far, and it was on some nasty smelling pig skin. But whatever. I apprentice every Monday and Thursday now with a tattoo artist named Teal Matrix. She's pretty fucking awesome, and even gave me one of her old tattoo guns. Anyways, here's my first piece of sketchy work.

Well, I've been pretty fucking busy lately. Not a lot of time for Newgrounds except daily deposit. Oh, and a home made pumpkin bong. BRB.

So, yeah, these guys from Alcona (the next town over) did this rap, just for kicks y'know. You can probably find it on YouTube somewhere, just look for "Alcona Rap". Anyways, my town, Belle Ewart, needs some beats too. So here's a work in progress. Going to drop a sick beat on this shit soon folks ;). Btw, it's pronounced "Bell Yew-what"

Don't flame. I'm a fuckin' G.

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Belle Ewhaaat?!
It's Reuben J. Huibers motha fucka
Reppin' 456 brotha sucka.
Chillin' out down on main street.
Cruisin down to Mana for somethin' to eat.
Aint got no ghetto blastah.
PSP, blastin' some beats,
Blunt in my hand in the middle of the street,
But no one gives a fuck cus' Belle Ewhat
It's Belle Ewhat, Belle Ewhat.

Fuck wit' us durin' the day,
Everything seem okay and you movin' up on your way.
Then you get jumped and we make you pay.
Then left to lay in the ditch like a bitch,
Now what'd I say?
Belle Ewhaaat?!---
It's Belle Ewhat, Belle Ewhat.

You Alcona kids can bring your whole crew,
But what the fuck you gonna do
when you know it's just me comin' after - you?
Motha fucka, I'm tellin' you the truth.
What you gonna do when I cut your head loose?
No need for a motha fuckin' noose.
Belle Ewhaaat?!---

Hustlin down on Emily - Street.
Need some weed, and we'll find a shady place to meet.
.38 Revolver, tucked in my jeans.
You know I'll involve her, when shit gets mean.
Blast six shots, then you'll never be seen.
Dumped in the swamp, wit' lead in your spleen.
It's Belle Ewhat, Belle Ewhat.
Throw your hands up!
It's Belle Ewart.

I really, really wish there were more people online in the mornings. This is the only time I usually go on NG, since I have a spare first period, and I simply don't go to my 3rd period. So I've got two full periods where I just sit here and click the refresh button on the BBS. You motherfuckers, entertain me, PLEASE. All I do is sit here all class. I'm fed up with school. Gotta do grade 12 again. This sucks.

I'm badass. That's who.

Yeah so, I've had this rat for about a year now okay. I named him Ratrap, y'know, from Beast Wars. I'm a total loser okay I get it. But anyways, having a domesticated rat in my room has been one of the coolest pet experiences ever. Coolest animal ever. I can take him out, put him on my shoulder, and just walk to the store or something. Pretty fucking awesome. So, anyone reading this who is looking for a super easy to take care of pet, pick up a domesticated rat from your local pet store. I raised mine from a baby so it's completely in love with me. Fuck gerbils or hamsters, or even cats or dogs.

Get a rat.

Well, what with the redesign there are no longer any animated signature pictures. HUGE bummer for me... Not like I was making them for people any more anyway, but I liked making them for myself. At least no one's going to be bugging me for them anymore.

Does anyone feel so fucking lost in all the redesign? Like you don't know who anyone is anymore, no one's recognizable. I'm always second glancing users to see who they are or if they're a n00b or whatever. You just never know anymore. It'll take some getting used to anyway...