Life teases me sometimes

So looks like all my hopes and dreams of getting out of this shit hole go no where town, are crushed. Girlfriend basically broke up with me over me "experimenting" with a drug... I guess I was in the wrong, but I didn't think it would completely destroy all my chances of getting out of here. Sucks fucking balls. It's not all bad though. My other homeless pal, Jordan, is back so we make a pretty good team. Pooling resources and whatnot. We've got a small camper trailer that I'm winterizing to withstand the harsh Canadian winter. I'm going to keep tattooing people steadily for some decent cash, while hustling greens for extra money. I've gotta get some pictures up here so you guys can see just how ghetto my life is right now.

All you fuckin' "thugs" and "ballers" on the Audio Portal *coughLEJIN*cough* don't got shit on what I gotta deal with in a day. I've been using a goddamn electric toaster for heat. Hustlin' ink and ganja for my bread.
*Update*
Me and Jordan moved into a decent sized insulated shed, so we've got all our shit set up. Electric box heaters n shit. Making good money sellin', and my tattoo ink came in the other day so I can make real money again. I can sit down for 4 hours drawing on people and make more than you kids would if you pulled a 12 hour shift. Haha, set!

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NOTKemCab 2008-09-20 17:45:40

Hey Rooby. It's been a while.

Your GF broke up with you because you experimented with drugs? Wow.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-20 17:45:40

Haha, so it is you. Yeah it's pretty BS. I did one E pill... definitely wrong on my part, but it completely ruined my chances of moving to Ottawa. I pretty much suck. Either way, this winter wont be all that bad. I'll be warm, dry, fed, and high. So who's complaining really.

NOTKemCab 2008-09-20 23:30:22

Oh.

At least you had a girlfriend.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-20 23:30:22

I've had a good handful of them, lol yeah.

RedCoin 2008-09-22 08:52:41

Aw, too bad man. Just when things were comin' up rooby.
Good to know you're still alive, haha.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 08:52:41

You know it. That's just life though eh haha. Roll with the punches or get KO'd. No matter where I go, I aint leavin' you guys on NG.

cast 2008-09-22 13:44:21

I'm sorry.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 13:44:21

S'alright dude dun worry :D

Odio 2008-09-22 17:07:05

Aw, that sucks. Any chance you'll get her back?

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 17:07:05

Nope. Not a damn chance in the world. Most smokin' hot girl i've ever laid my hands on. I guess I can't complain, it was a pretty good run while it lasted. 3 weeks LOL. Whatever.

cast 2008-09-22 17:07:53

I went through and apologized to half of your army as well.

About 400 users also received an apology.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 17:07:53

Wow dude, didn't have to go that far. I wasn't even that mad in the first place. Just want you know that it's not cool to insult people, anyone for that matter. Unless they're being bitches LOL.

MERGAN 2008-09-22 18:00:27

who are you and who's cast? he said im sorry at my page :/

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 18:00:27

Haha, that's jokes.

NOTKemCab 2008-09-22 20:24:20

If you have a girlfriend, you're probably doing somewhat better than I am.

And you have a job.

RoobyKillAll 2008-09-22 20:24:20

lol, no and no. I have no girlfriend, no job. Just the other night me and Jordan moved into an insulated shed, so we have groceries, a hot plate, kettle, the works. T.V. with a ps2, playin' gta3 on it. Awwhh yeah. I do tattoos for my money, and we both hustle weed and other shit. So we don't gotta worry about going to work or anything like that. Take days off and sit around if we felt like it. But, gotta do whatchu gotta do to survive right?

mseemercury 2008-10-06 05:37:50

thanks for being a fan creatly appreciated chk this song out were trying to get top five so pls drop a review and vote thx again <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/177135">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/177135</a>

RoobyKillAll 2008-10-06 05:37:50

No problem man, will do. This is a fucking hot track. Hope it makes it to top 5.

mseemercury 2008-10-06 05:39:53

good to hear ya doing alrite now aswell

RoobyKillAll 2008-10-06 05:39:53

Yeh you bet. Got some money in my pockets for once.

wtfyourface 2008-10-12 22:41:09

LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE TOO.
I LOVE YOU.
NG SUCKS!

RoobyKillAll 2008-10-12 22:41:09

Thanks Kay. Made my day.