Is severely fucked up.

Hallowe'en is right around the corner folks. I'm personally sick and tired of the traditional pumpkin carving contests. I want to take it up a notch, and add a little mature twist.

SO here we were, the first annual Pumpkin Water Bong Carving Challenge! The contest is to make the best functioning tabacco or *coughmarijuanacough* water bong using pumpkins, and whatever you have laying around your home. PVC pipe, plumbing, bells, whistles, you name it. I want to see it. If you don't know how to make a pumpkin water bong, I drew a simple diagram to show the most basic idea you could use. I want to see more creative ideas than this though! Here is my design that I will be entering. Hopefully it works out.

There WILL be cash prizes awarded to the best pumpkin bong, and the runner ups. As it stands there will be roughly 20$ for first prize which will be wired via paypal or money order if any of you decide to participate. Don't miss this chance to make a few bucks and impress your party guests with a cool centerpiece!

The deadline is October 31st (Halloween) so don't miss it. Post your final pictures in the Contest Thread. Judging will be done by myself and a few other peers.

Get carving Newgrounds!

So looks like all my hopes and dreams of getting out of this shit hole go no where town, are crushed. Girlfriend basically broke up with me over me "experimenting" with a drug... I guess I was in the wrong, but I didn't think it would completely destroy all my chances of getting out of here. Sucks fucking balls. It's not all bad though. My other homeless pal, Jordan, is back so we make a pretty good team. Pooling resources and whatnot. We've got a small camper trailer that I'm winterizing to withstand the harsh Canadian winter. I'm going to keep tattooing people steadily for some decent cash, while hustling greens for extra money. I've gotta get some pictures up here so you guys can see just how ghetto my life is right now.

All you fuckin' "thugs" and "ballers" on the Audio Portal *coughLEJIN*cough* don't got shit on what I gotta deal with in a day. I've been using a goddamn electric toaster for heat. Hustlin' ink and ganja for my bread.
*Update*
Me and Jordan moved into a decent sized insulated shed, so we've got all our shit set up. Electric box heaters n shit. Making good money sellin', and my tattoo ink came in the other day so I can make real money again. I can sit down for 4 hours drawing on people and make more than you kids would if you pulled a 12 hour shift. Haha, set!

So as I stated in my previous news update, I've fallen in love with Ottawa, and along with it, a very special girl who's more than I could've ever asked for. Moving down there October 1st, paying 750$ a month for a 1 bedroom apartment (oolala) all inclusive, so we don't have to worry about fluctuating bills. Getting either a full time or part time job, not sure which yet depending on how my tattoo apprenticeship hunt goes. Planning on having a few days to myself in the week so I can get working in a tattoo shop and get my skills up.

Amee + Roo

So yesterday I made the painfully long 7 and a half hour journey from Innisfil Ontario to Ottawa to visit my best friend (who's visiting his family). Way different than what I'm used to here. I grew up in the country so I'm not too used to having to push a button to cross the street. Apparently this "J walking" is illegal. Having a lot of fun with my friend's sister too. Hittin' it off pretty good.

Jumbo frosters are HARD TO FINISH. I love Ottawa.

*edit*
Well I'm back home right now. But I'm moving back to Ottawa October 1st. Getting myself an apartment with previously said girl (Amee), who now just so happens to be my girlfriend. It's a pretty big step for me, but hey, why not right? Gotta gtfo of this small town with no opportunities.

P.S. TyPah promises to never spam again! Check my comments for a good laugh!

So another Summer has officially started for most people. I am currently unemployed, no way to pay rent, and on the edge of being homeless. But, it's the Summer so I don't really care. I'd rather be homeless in the summer and just hang out with everyone and have a good time. Plus I've got a mobile trailer i could chill in? Sure why not. Beats wasting my time on things in life I don't need nor care for. No matter what I'll always have my computer for y'all.

* Edit *
Been living on and off the streets all summer. Been staying in a big camper RV lately, but that's being sold out of under me, so I'm probably moving into a shed or something.

Stuff is Money - Money is Time - Time is Limited

Check out some of my MS-Paintings. Going to have a lot of free time to work on these throughout the summer. I draw these 100% in Microsoft Paint with a mouse. No tablet or photoshop or anything. Too poor.

Rooby Tuesday cover
RoobyKillAll Corner
Mr.Guul
Current BBS sig
Profile Header

Guess I'll be doing lots of biking.

This is RoobyKillAll Corner. Because sometimes it's good to get away from the BBS.
Let me know what YOU have to say. I'll surely respond somewhat intelligently. Any subject any topic or to just say "What's up."

Quit my McDonalds night job to move onto more important things... Like CHILLIN' OUT.

Check out my MS-Paint(ings) I'll add more as I make more.
Rooby Tuesday Cover
Mr.Guul
Current BBS sig

Yeah so a lot of you liked my other ms-painting. Done entirely with your every day ms-paint. Not to mention, no wacom tablet either. Just a straight mouse.
Inspired by Vinnie Veritas' incredible ms-paintings.

This is a picture of a peculiar character by the name of Mr.Guul. He always wears a white plastic bag on his head, and can tell if you're LYING to him.

GUUUUUUL!

Yo Rooby Tuesday droppin up on MySpace now. Might as well.

Yo, Chek it Boui. Rooby Tuesday.

(picture done completely in MS paint btw)

You guys listenin' to me yet?

Yo just for a second pay attention to me
'cus I don't even listen to other rappers 'cus I only hear me
All you old MC's better fear me
'cus you know my lyrics never get weary
I'll make your eyes tear, and leave your body bleedin
Cus I don't even try, And alls I got is all I'm needin'
Sometimes i do not even, think you kids know freedome
All you mother fuckin' heathens, you know my words can just free ya
Don't think I don't know, Don't think I don't see ya
I been lookin at you, standin' on the ceilin'
Mother fucker what now, because it's me that you're dealin'
I leave you upside down, and your keys I be stealin'
I'm goin to your house now, your family I be keelin'
Haw haw homie I'm just playin, Pay no attention to what I'm sayin'
What I really meant was, have a good day man.